Try Fitting A 134-pound Cheeseburger Into A Can

This country is clearly the greatest place on Earth. Why? Because when we see something, this first thing we think is, “How can I top that? How can I make one bigger?”

Largest Hamburger in the World!

In Michigan, home of the once great US auto industry, you will find your average American guys with a burning desire to one up everyone else and be the biggest and the best at their trade. Like so many before them, they are men on a mission. They are the kind of men who want to accomplish something monumental for God and country. They are the kind of guys who want to leave their mark on the world, leave something for other to marvel at for years to come. These are the kind of men who boldly dared to dream of a cheeseburger the size of a car tire — and so they made one.



With a burger that big you’d think they would include a package of Alka-Seltzer and/or an Angioplasty!

A Michigan sports bar entered the Guinness Book of World Records with the world’s largest burger. It took about 12 hours to prepare and bake this gigantic meal and served on a 50-pound bun! Flipping this massive burger took three men using two steel sheets. Honestly, it looks disgusting especially since the many slices of cheese and tomato were normal sized. Named the “Absolutely Ridiculous Burger”, this ginormous meal needs to be ordered 24 hours in advanced and it’s going to cost you $350!! Well you better be hungry and don’t forget to invite your neighborhood to join you when you order this heaping pile of heart attack!

Secrets to Grilling a Burger – VIDEO

With summer time here its time to fire up the grill and start making your own cheeseburgers. Be the King (or Queen) of the backyard barbecue this year by grilling the ultimate hamburger. This video was created by The Art of Grilling and provides many simple tips to making your backyard grilling session a success. I’m not sure why re-applying lip liner takes such a prominent role in this film.



Cheeseburger Man

This burger didn’t come in a can but he will definitely have to visit the can after eating this hearty-sized meal…

Cheeseburger Man

OK, I admit that I am suffering from a lack of imagination (and a very childish sense of humor). This picture has been floating around the internet for years now. Whenever I am having a bad day at work I take a quick look at this picture and have a cheap laugh. I hope you enjoy as well!

Canned Bread

The manufacturer’s description says it all: Authentic New England taste of being slow-baked in a traditional brick oven…then shoved into a tin can. OK, I’m sure that’s not the exact manufacturing process but bread in a can does conjure up a more accurate visual I would imagine. In this case (or with cookies or baked beans), you can judge the content of the can by the label.

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B&M Brown Bread in a Can (Amazon)

There exists no other product online or in stores like canned bread B&M.  This brown bread (sometimes canned Boston Brown Bread) in a can is in fact an interesting marriage of both breads and dense cakes. This is not new. Some folks, many from The South, may remember eating this when they were very young (think 1960s and earlier) but interest waned and brown bread in a can faded from the store shelves.  The packaging and shelf life make this the best addition to your long-term storage or prepping needs and provides a tasty option when fresh bread is not available – perfect help for your emergency prep pantry. Canned brown bread should taste as good as the day it was pulled out of the oven and placed in the can. Some varieties had a pull tab this B&M requires a can opener.

Canned Bread

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Is Bread in a Can for Real?

Can you really eat canned bread? Yes, it is real and brown bread in a can has a flavor and character all its own – you will either love it or hate it. This is the rule in general for products from cans.

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What Does Bread from a Can Taste Like to Eat?

Heating this product is a must if you want to eat it.  Trying it straight out of the cans and it is a somewhat dry, dense and bland.  When you taste brown bread in a can, you would expect pumpernickel but it does not possess the rich flavor of that type of bread – it has a somewhat sweet molasses taste – sweet over savory.  The bread definitely requests to be toasted with butter or jam/jelly spread on afterwards – maybe even some cream cheese. 

How Long Does Canned Bread Last?

The date on the can, the “sell by date”, is 3 years.  That does not mean canned bread shelf life ends after 36 months.  Canning any product should make it last for at least 10 to 15 years if you keep it stored properly in a cool dry place. Once the can opens you it will have a typical “bread lifespan” of 1 week or less.

Canned bread, does it contain preservatives?

No artificial preservatives, but bread in a can does contain salt.  I do not have the specific recipe for canning bread (I’m sure there are recipes online) but the ingredients as listed on the brown bread can are: Water, Whole Wheat Flour, Molasses, Dextrose, Whole Grain Rye Flour, Whey, Degerminated Yellow Corn Meal, Baking Soda, Buttermilk, Salt, Corn Oil.